There was a young vegan
Who just would not kill for no reason,
This kid would not eat
No cheese or no meat
And he hated the foxhunting season.
There once was a vegan called Kate
Who was extremely compassionate
No animal would simmer
In a pot for her dinner
It was too awful to contemplate.
Her diet was grain, veg, fruit and nuts off a tree
Which was all completely cholesterol free
No wonder she lived
‘Till the great age of one hundred and three.
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