Vegan Steven

There was a young vegan
Called Steven,
Who just would not kill for no reason,
This kid would not eat
No cheese or no meat
And he hated the foxhunting season.

Benjamin Zephaniah

Vegan Kate

There once was a vegan called Kate
Who was extremely compassionate
No animal would simmer
In a pot for her dinner
It was too awful to contemplate.

Her diet was grain, veg, fruit and nuts off a tree
Which was all completely cholesterol free
No wonder she lived
So vigourously
‘Till the great age of one hundred and three.

Alexandra Spicer